February 2012
4 posts
Sometimes I wish to be more anonymous on the internet. And sometimes I think I just shouldn’t think mean things.
Jonathan Franzen finds himself “[m]ustering the particular efficiency [he] can bring to the pursuit of a rare bird,” and this is evidence of the particular but ineffable thing that I can’t stand about his prose.
Finding it super frustrating that the same people who pushed Euro-zone countries to adopt austerity measures last year are now discovering that decreased government spending on social welfare programs leads to disaffected, frustrated, and sometimes violent, youth populations. #thereshouldberecolution
Duck #1 says to duck #2: Maybe you should ask yourself why you’re inviting all this duck hunting into your life right now.
January 2012
8 posts
Just Having Fun: $ 100,000 to be an indie rock... →
andrewfutral:
You’ve probably seen the article around where the dudes from a band called Two Lights say they have spent over 100,000 to get where they are now in the “indie rock” world. I’d like to throw my 2 cents in here on how they spent their money
•Training. Our folks shelled out for 15 years of piano…
I think voice lessons disqualify them from being an “indie rock”...
Like, Mountains and Vox Humana at Legion Bar 1/28 →
click through to tell the world you’re coming down!
I don’t know which makes me more uncomfortable: baby powder in the office ladies’ loo, or evidence of its recent use.
People magazine doesn’t give a fuck who Louis C.K. is dating. Which is awesome.
Euphemism of the day
I’m going to clean out your motherboard.
Get it?
My new neurologist advised me to stop playing guitar so hard. With his Israeli accent.
I’ve never been so proud of myself.
December 2011
8 posts
Last day of December. Feels like spring in Brooklyn. #itsreallyglobalwarming
I can already tell how this cheap umbrella is going to fail me.
http://gawker.com/5864214/why-you-should-never-be-p... →
November 2011
14 posts
Would it be weird to tell a fellow grocery shopper that I have skirt that would go great with his jacket?
This message is playing on buses in nyc on #N17 : “due to the Occupy Wall Street protests, expect traffic delays in lower Manhattan” #proudofus #99percent
After 2.5 listens, I have decided I cannot get behind the new Drake album. In any way, at any time. Take note.
My head just exploded all over 34th street. Call the clean up crew.
There’s a WASP on this bus. It’s just like Speed! I need Keanu’s help!
Apparently, at 30 I can cure a hangover through force-of-will.
I’ve decided to start celebrating my 30th birthday by flossing.
October 2011
27 posts
Agh, blackberry: making it possible for me to work and smoke at the same time.
I get that people are very sentimental about the music they listened to in 1967, but I literally never want to hear “Brown Eyed Girl” again.
“Sleeps makes you smarter, better-looking, more creative.”
– Oprah (is this true?! Please don’t let this be true.)
“You look like Top Gun.”
– Co-worker to me. #successfuldressing
Just krazy-glued my fingers together. By accident.
Yeah, I’m the kind of girl who turns down free tickets to shows, if it’s at Terminal 5.
I knew it was raining and I wore Toms anyway; so on some level I wanted to have wet feet.
Fax Machine + Shark →
